{"id":1045,"date":"2022-04-01T16:21:23","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T14:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/?p=1045"},"modified":"2022-04-01T16:21:23","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T14:21:23","slug":"april-fools-2nd-and-3rd-graders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/2022\/04\/01\/april-fools-2nd-and-3rd-graders\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fools (2nd and 3rd graders)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I cut my hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I lost all my teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I put my notebook in the water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I left the school<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I broke the toilet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I broke my pencilcase<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I put my notebook in the trash<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I became the teacher<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I burned the school down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I flooded the school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I slapped my teacher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I left shcool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I flush my notebook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I HIT MY FRIEND WITH HER PENCILCASE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Selma, Layal, Malia, Lea, Sofia, Johnny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cut my hair. I lost all my teeth. I put my notebook in the water. I left the school I broke the toilet I broke my pencilcase I put my notebook in the trash I became the teacher I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/2022\/04\/01\/april-fools-2nd-and-3rd-graders\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7950,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"post_folder":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ecole-anatole-de-monzie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7950"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_folder","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_folder?post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}