
{"id":521,"date":"2020-04-27T18:48:22","date_gmt":"2020-04-27T16:48:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/?p=521"},"modified":"2020-04-27T18:48:22","modified_gmt":"2020-04-27T16:48:22","slug":"diary-of-a-confined-kid-47-victor-5th-grade-cm2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/2020\/04\/27\/diary-of-a-confined-kid-47-victor-5th-grade-cm2\/","title":{"rendered":"Diary of a Confined Kid #47 : Victor (5th grade-CM2)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Previously on \u00ab\u00a0Diary of a Confined Kid\u00a0\u00bb : bla bla bla bla bla 11 May \nbiiip biiip biiip. We&rsquo;ve killed two cats and&nbsp; one person (now to the \nreal stuff).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We did it! (Dora&rsquo;s song) We did it! We did it! Yeah!, Yes, we did it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oh, no, the micro&rsquo;s on, I need to turn it off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Though, I haven&rsquo;t done my diary in 2 days, I&rsquo;ve only been watching Dora, Teletubbies and funny cat videos. <br>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About Teletubbies, poor Laa-Laa, Dipsy, Po, Loo-Loo and Tinky-Winky. \nYou have to feel sorry for these guys. They have antennae growing out of\n their heads and video screens in their stomachs. What did these kids \ndo? Swallow a TV? It&rsquo;s like, I don&rsquo;t know. A TV inside a TV! And if you \nget lucky, you can see a TV in the Teletubbies TV while you&rsquo;re watching \nyour TV.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ok, now I need an aspirin because all of this aspirin is making me aspirin. You see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ok, bye bye now! (and take care &#8230;. which I&rsquo;m not doing)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/855\/2020\/04\/331145630_92617b2bbd_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/855\/2020\/04\/331145630_92617b2bbd_z.jpg 640w, https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/855\/2020\/04\/331145630_92617b2bbd_z-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previously on \u00ab\u00a0Diary of a Confined Kid\u00a0\u00bb : bla bla bla bla bla 11 May biiip biiip biiip. We&rsquo;ve killed two cats and&nbsp; one person (now to the real stuff). We did it! (Dora&rsquo;s song) We did it! We did &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/2020\/04\/27\/diary-of-a-confined-kid-47-victor-5th-grade-cm2\/\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7950,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"post_folder":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ecole-anatole-de-monzie"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7950"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_folder","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/passerelle2.ac-nantes.fr\/sectionsinternationales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/post_folder?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}